Ahem.
Gentlemen,
If you're seeking a girl
with that chrysoprase sparkle,
whose eyes swim with lightning,
bold joy and delight
whose looks will inspire
soft men into battle
and strengthen the timid
to run to the fight,
Then if you don't know Casey
you're sure missing out.
If you don't know Casey
then without a doubt,
your life missing Casey
is dreary and dull
but it sucks to be you, ha! She's mine.
If your thing is a smile
like a springtime green meadow
and teeth like the moon
on it's thirty day climb,
one that lightens your heart
and quickens its beating
each time that she chooses
to let its light shine,
Then if you don't know Casey
You're sure missing out
If you don't know Casey
then without a doubt
your life without Casey
is incredibly dull
But I pity you dude, 'cause she's mine
You'll have to keep looking, she's
mine.
